((Let’s do this!))

Or even one that you don’t pair me with.

(Source: dark-forest-knight, via dont-callmecrazy)

OOC: YES. NOW YOU CAN SEE ALL THE RIDICULOUSNESS OF WHAT I POST.

Chellick hit the street with a burst of energy. He had to find that Verner guy before anyone else. The idiot would probably go to a bar, hoping to find some scum who would tell him where the Turian and Krogan went. And then he would get himself killed. Chellick burst into Dark Star, knocking down a couple humans who threatened to kick his ass, he ignored them. He panted as he strode up to the bar, the bar tender raising a brow at him “I’m looking for a human, blonde hair, kind of goofy, acts like a bad Commander Shepard parody?” The bar tender shrugged “There was someone like that in here yesterday, but he hasn’t been in here recently.”

Dammit, what was he supposed to do? Search the whole damn Citadel? “Did you guys hear about that Human causing a scene in the presidum? Demanding to see the Human Ambassador? Dumb human even went to the wrong place, he went to that Asari Prostitute’s place!” A Turian snorted beside Chellick. The Presidium…? Chellick groaned and face palmed. That moron. Chellick exited the bar, making his way to the nearest elevator or transit station. Which ever he came upon first.

“Now listen lady! I am here to see the Human Ambassador! And you better let me see him or else I’ll start shooting.” Conrad barked at Consort’s secretary. “Are you stupid? This isn’t the Human Embassy!” The Asari rolled her eyes “I’m calling security.” “I am Security, I’m with C-Sec” Conrad said, flashing her a badge he had taken off one of the C-Sec guards in front of his holding cell. “My ass you are!” Conrad’s “badge” fell out of his hand as Chellick knocked him down. “Detective Chellick!” The Consort’s secretary exclaimed with relief as Conrad laid whining on the floor about his side “I’ve got him.” Chellick smiled at his the Consort, who happened to be an old friend of his. “Thanks. Meet for a drink later? And catch up?” She asked. “You got it.” Chellick grunted as he dragged Conrad out of the Consort’s.

“What the hell were you thinking, Verner? And how the hell did you get out?” Chellick snarled “Pft, like I’m telling you! If you don’t let go of me—” Chellick yanked the human into an alleyway, throwing him down on the ground “You’ll what?! WHAT?!” Chellick yelled, kicking the man in the side. He grabbed Conrad’s collar, yanking him back up “Now you listen here, and you listen good, you are a moron but I need your help to stop this bombing. And if you don’t cut the tough guy bullshit and cooperate I guarantee I will give you a hands on history lesson about the First Contact war, got it?! Now, I’m going to put you down and we’re going to—” “FREEZE. Noveria Internal Affairs, put the human down.” Chellick turned around slowly. It was that Asari he had been bumping into. With a gun, and a badge. He set Conrad down, sticking up his hands “I hate watching someone steal from someone who is weaker.” She glared at him, keeping her gun trained on him as she put her badge in her pocket. “Y-you think I was mugging him? No, no, nononono, you’ve got it all wrong!” Chellick said quickly putting his hands down and moving toward her. “Stay back!” The Asari said, standing her ground as he moved closer. “If you could just listen for a moment I can explain, this guy is supposed to be in—” “I said stay back!” “—C-sec custody and I was just—ACHK!” Chellick felt cold metal hit him hard in the head. The world went dark before he hit the ground.